马克吐温幽默的名人名言（马克吐温幽默名言佳句）

1、别到处说世界亏欠了你。世界什么都不欠你的，你还没出生它就在这儿了。

2、如果我们能在80岁的时候出生，然后慢慢走向18岁，那生活将会幸福无比。

3、善良是聋子能听，瞎子能看的语言。

4、When the truth is putting on its shoes, lie can travel halfway around the world.

5、The more forbidden things the more popular.

6、Wrinkles should just leave a smile on the mark.

7、Everyone is a moon, and never let anyone know the dark side of the moon.

8、When your friends begin to compliment you on how young you look, it's a solid sign that you're getting old.

9、人人都是月亮，都有决不让人知道的阴暗面。

10、皱纹应该只是微笑留下的印记。

11、Kindness is a deaf can hear and the blind can see the language.

12、当你发现你跟大多数人站同一立场时，你就该停下来仔细想想了。

13、勇气是对恐惧的抵抗和控制，而非恐惧的消失。

14、Courage is resistance to fear and control, not fear.

15、years later, it's not the things you do that make you feel more disappointed, but the things that you don't do. So, to sail, sail away from the safe harbor. Take the trade winds, to explore, to dream, to find!

16、The secret to making progress is to begin; the secret of the beginning is to refine the complicated tasks into actionable tasks, and then begin to do the first thing.

17、Truly great people make you feel that you can be great.

18、Stay away from those who are trying to make you lose your ambition. Small people often do, and the real great man will make you feel that you can become great.

19、Get the facts first, and then you can distort them as you like.

20、The success of life requires two factors: ignorance and confidence.

21、A person's character can be used in his conversation to understand the adjective.

22、我总是等机会错过了才发现我曾有过机会。

23、Apparently nothing could happen today.

24、The first is shy, after death. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.

25、生活的成功需要两个因素：愚昧以及自信。

26、保持身体健康的唯一办法，就是吃点你不想吃的，喝点你不想喝的，以及做点你不愿做的事情。

27、Human beings have a really powerful weapon, that is to laugh.

28、Habit is habit, who couldn't be suddenly out of the window, but coaxed downstairs a step.

29、最好闭上嘴，让别人只是觉得你可能是个笨蛋，而不是把张嘴说话，使他们完全确定。

30、真理还在穿鞋的时候，谎言就走遍了半个世界。